Sexy Saturday

Hmm, I think I might start something here! LOL

Today is sexy Saturday because I went out and did something for ME! That’s sexy, right? I went to Victoria’s Secret and got eight new pairs of panties for $25!!! That’s because I had a coupon and got one pair for free but they are currently on sale 7 for $25 so you, too, can be sexy if you hurry!

I had this coupon that also offered $10 off on a full price bra. Well, that’s not a bad deal. However, their bras are outrageously, absurdly expensive in my humble opinion. I splurged though! Heck, let’s be completely 100% honest here, I used *grocery* money to buy a nice $45 ($35 after coupon – yay!) bra for ME! Man, I never do that shit. I never (or at least very rarely) splurge on myself and spend a lot on one item that no one is even going to see.

This bra is fantastic! It lifts, it boosts, it supports, it is NUDE! You know what that means, don’t you? It means I can wear it under a white shirt and no one will see my bra.

I might have to go all plus-sized-Vicky-Secret wanna-be model and post a pic here later of me in my brand new goodies! Update: Nah, you don’t want to see me in it. I think I might have gotten the wrong size. I may have to take it back and exchange it. I don’t think it should gap. Ugh. I think I lost some weight in a place I didn’t intend!

After that, we (me and my 2-year-old, big girl stayed at home with Daddy) hoofed it over to Belk where I used another coupon at the Clinique counter and scored a full size bottle of facial scrub for FREE when I bought some of their cleanser that I was almost out of. I love this stuff. It lasts forever. My current bottle of cleanser was procured last March around my birthday. So the small size has lasted me over six months! It’s $14 (I think) for a bottle so that’s roughly $2 and some chump change a month. Bargain!

Before the shopping trip, I went to the gym and did the class with the fun gay guy that was originally rude to me – what the heck was I calling him? Mr. Fabulous. Yeah. He’s a riot. I like him so much now. He’s damn good looking, too. Oh, and he’s not blonde after all so much for his Emmett/Justin look-alike-ness (Queer as Folk reference if you have no clue what I’m talking about). His hair is dark like mine. Little snack cake even if he doesn’t like girls and you know I like my eye candy!

He cracks me up in class with all his “breathe BREATHE!” and “just stay with me” mantras. He’s really hilarious. He sings along to the songs and will talk some of the lyrics. He calls me by my last name though which is odd. I told him my name is “uh-liss-uh” – tell me what’s so hard about that?

Speaking of eye candy, I haven’t seen Hot Cop in ages. Eh, I really think I’m over my little cop crush now (unless I see him soon ha ha!) I need someone to be in my life frequently in order to crush on ‘em.

Well the munchkins are destroying my fall decor so I better get up and chase ‘em down!